JSpell on February 10, 2026 2:13 pm I didn’t even notice your face in it at first, you look like a table top.
FourWildJokers on February 10, 2026 2:13 pm And where might one throw money to receive such a thing? Asking for…reasons.
The_Friendly_Slendy on February 10, 2026 2:29 pm Why is there a tabletop picture where your license should be?
ThreeDaysNish on February 10, 2026 2:30 pm Nice try Mr Bruce Atman. Bat ID please. /j I thought I was cool with my leather-fitted passport. Ya’ll got any more of them cool wifes?
JM3DlCl on February 10, 2026 2:31 pm And you really didn’t port a picture with the license?…… Man the Internet sucks these days.
ol__spelch on February 10, 2026 2:31 pm I would need a much more broke superhero than Batman. Povertyman?
Reasonable-Word6729 on February 10, 2026 2:35 pm I bought 10 from Walmart online. Have given most away.
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That is so cute and funny! Where did she get it?
Marry her again.
I didn’t even notice your face in it at first, you look like a table top.
And where might one throw money to receive such a thing?
Asking for…reasons.
Is your wife single?
Missed it by thatmuch
Cow Cowl
You better call your parents
My girlfriend got me one of those, too!
Marry her again
Why is there a tabletop picture where your license should be?
Perfect for your bat credit card!
Nice try Mr Bruce Atman. Bat ID please. /j
I thought I was cool with my leather-fitted passport.
Ya’ll got any more of them cool wifes?
And you really didn’t port a picture with the license?…… Man the Internet sucks these days.
I would need a much more broke superhero than Batman.
Povertyman?
Guys… I’m not sure but.. OP might actually be John Cena.
Ok, where do I acquire this life necessity?
The real Batman would never.
I bought 10 from Walmart online. Have given most away.